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Butterflies Slipping through a Neoprene Net (AHA)
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Laying Caterpillar Eggs on a Spooling Casette (AHA)
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Harold Lloyd was Often Quoted as Saying (AHA)
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Chronology Played a Part in the Royal Slaying (AHA)

now in shadowlands, the very thought corrodes my hands,
by the time I got 6 feet up that ladder lost 12 gallons from my bladder,
in shadowlands, in shadowlands.

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Strange Word: "Auto-erotic Asphyxiate"
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But it Seems to Me it's Not Just Time which Dilates
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Mr. Heaney Taught me Something 'bout the Meaning of Fate
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When I learned Blackberries do Indeed have an Expiry Date

now in shadowlands, the very thought corrodes my hands,
by the time I got 6 feet up that ladder lost 12 gallons from my bladder,
in shadowlands, in shadowlands.

(Humans are Fickle)
(They Prefer Their Seconds Pickled)
(And Would Jump Through any Black Magic Portal)
(If They thought it Would Make them Immortal)
(But I'm Just Fine)
(With that WALTZ IN BRINE)

WITH JUST ONE FATAL RIP (get a grip)
THEY TEAR THAT MöBIUS STRIP (get a grip)
WITH JUST ONE FATAL RIP (get a grip)
THEY TEAR THAT MöBIUS STRIP